I think Hitchcock had a good idea - he said shoot Love scenes like Murder Scenes and Murder Scenes like Love Scenes..maybe he felt that falling love was scary as shit.....? I think we've all felt that way sometime...

Love is a complicated thing to figure out. I don't know if anyone ever will. I know this much: I love lamp.

For sure he loved him. for sure, for sure. don't you think? He just didn't know what to do when HW grew into his own man....

Christian Bale or Joaquin Phoenix. I like speech impediments and tiny deformities.

My wife's art. To realizing that painting is a full-contact art form. She came out of her art studio all day and I thought she had been attacked because she was covered in red, but it was just paint, and she had this great stunned expression, almost post-orgasmic. The painting was exquisite, a very dramatic landscape. And I realized that she had the same type of emotional response as I do when I perform.

I guess a sense of humor. Sense of humor is the most attractive quality.

JUST AS DREAMY. Just as dreamy, ladies. Just as dreamy.

Don't be afraid of life the way I was. Get married, start a family, you'll be fine. I waited way too long to do it and I have a lot of regret about that. It'll be the best thing you ever do.

The secret to a long marriage is realizing there’s nothing really worth fighting about.

I always tell people that you should marry the person you wish you could have been. That’s a pretty good goal.

You know, there's weddings and then there's marriage. Weddings, I think, are the biggest waste of money and emotion that humans participate in their life. Now the marriage, I think, I don't know, all the advice I'm going to give you you're gonna ignore anyway, you know what I mean? It's like a commencement speech. They're all kind of entertaining and we watch them online for a little bit and then we forget it. But I would say, before a wedding? Have fun at your wedding. Don't feel like you have to talk to your friends- I mean to your parent's friends or your in-laws. Just have fun with whoever you're marrying and have good food. You know? That's all people really care about, is food. I mean,...[Read more]