Spit smell ☁️

Spit doesn’t smell bad unless you rub it in.

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It’s silly that when you’re in a cold car and you want heat, cold air comes out first and it makes you colder. They should fix that!
How come the shelves at Bed, Bath and Beyond be so tall? They should just call that place Tall Shelves, Tall Shelves, and Tall Shelves.
Does anyone genuinely know why at grocery stores they offer a cash back option? Is that just to be nice? That’s like the bank offering you zucchinis!
I’ve decided that how much it would cost for me to only eat Vienna sausages in those little cans at 7-11 for two weeks straight, that’s all I eat, is $60,000 tax free. I just thought about that and I think that’s the amount it would take.
This is just a beef I have with The Wallflowers’s Song “One Headlight.” There’s a lyric in there that goes “I turn the engine but the engine doesn’t turn.” So you didn’t turn the engine, you motherfucker! Just the key!
I know it’s not true, but I feel like twins get half the stuff in the womb.

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I think that an e-mail should be called an e-letter. You say, “I just got an e-mail”, but you wouldn’t say “I just got a mail.” You’d sound stupid.
How come the shelves at Bed, Bath and Beyond be so tall? They should just call that place Tall Shelves, Tall Shelves, and Tall Shelves.
My therapist told me to look inward, and I thought he said “Look, N-word.”
I know it’s not true, but I feel like twins get half the stuff in the womb.
What do you get when you cross the holocaust with a baby-clothing store? Oshkosh B’g-Auschwitz.
My friend can’t read and he’s trying to be a DJ. His DJ name is JD Dyslexic.